a day in the life of lucas.
l.i.f.e.g.o.e.s.o.n. <- Remember that.
- Holden Caulfield: Hey I just met you
- Holden Caulfield: and this is crazy
- Holden Caulfield: but anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
- Holden Caulfield: so don't even call me, you're a phony
FdAs.snj.fksr,fbuk,rev Fhlfhku,zrsfhuk,zshfuk,drxhuklThe pads of Chrome’s fingers brushed against Explorer’s making him/her shudder with anticipation.
It had been so long since anyone had touched him/her so intimately. Explorer had been alone for far too long—he/she could barely remember the days before Mozilla and Safari. The days before his/her exile.
But there was something about Chrome, whose gentle touch refreshed Explorer’s very being.
“I am going to fuck the Bing out of you,” whispered Chrome, as he/she inserted the Google add on.
OMG I CAN’T
INTERNET EROTICA
LET ME AT IT
(via muffinstien)
I LOVE CHIMICHANGAS
I guess you’re okay too.
#New pick up line
The penis hammer one should have had Captain Hammer from Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog…
(Source: mythical)
Vivre Sa Vie (1962)
(Source: sundriedraisins, via thehoovencloof)
Dear followers/wholockians/people,
i decided to do a giveaway without a particular reason. I made some extra crafts and i thought this would be a nice thing to do! :D
These are the marvellous things you’re going to win,if you will be lucky!
- River Song Journal/Tardis Journal~ : i’m giving this away because i’m making another one for me! By the way, i’m really proud of this.It’s tiny but lovely, with old-looking pages. Ready for your time-travelling adventures! :)
- Tardis ring~ : the ring is adjustable!
- Sherlock Holmes Necklace~
- Sherlock BBC Bookmarks~ : i designed them! :V
~ RULES! ~
- Follow me! Well, you don’t really have to but.. it would be very nice of you :3
- You can reblog this only a million times.I’ll pick one randomly!
- It ends on JUNE 16TH ! You have a lot of time lol.
Good Luck!
Edit: a slightly different and bigger version of the River Song Journal is now available for sale on my Etsy!
(via not-the-hero-type)
Let’s not beat around the bush here…
OR SHALL WE?!
Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?
I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.
And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.
And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.
And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,
“For the fighting spirit.”
^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.
That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…
What are you talking about?
I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.
Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?
What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.
reblogging for the priceless notes
The Tampocalypse
FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.
Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”
IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!
IT’S A WAR!
IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!
Tampocalypse.
I love the internet.
I would buy the shit outta that.
This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.
THIS.
(Source: adventuresofbetahugh, via not-the-hero-type)
She’s on Myspace?
Oh god, Myspace. A lost cause.
I love how everybody looks right past the heroin part. :P
A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me something
- Them: look
- Me: I saw that already
RIP Bradley Nowell.
(Source: princessbitch777, via teenagestoneddeathgames)
